Where to begin on this one… Well, I do have a new caller these days.  And I must say that I do get a charge and some excitement while speaking to him.  His name is Mark S, but I call him “my little asshole.”  You see everyone my new little asshole has a fetish that is near and dear to me.  That fetish is spanking.  Anyone who has spoken to me for sometime knows how much I enjoy this subject by the experiences I have shared along with always stating that “I love to see a nice red ass.”

Well, my new little asshole knows that I love a good red ass, and the great thing is that he loves to get a red ass.  So how does one go about doing this you may ask.  I can guarantee it is not by your wife or your girlfriend.  This my lovelies is very much a humiliating experience.  This service can be yours with a nice price tag.  Yes spanking fans.  You too can get a whack or two or three or four by paying for it.   But don’t bother looking in the Yellow Pages.  You will not find it there.  These types of services are best found on-line.  Doing a quick search today landed me to this wonderful spanking site:  http://www.scony.com/.  If you are into spanking, then I urge you to check it out.

Okay let me get back to the matter at hand — or dare I say the ass with a paddle.  So my new little asshole is really quite amusing with his spanking tales and rituals.  He makes an appointment with his spanking expert who actually keeps his special spanking paddle hanging on the wall with his name written on it for everyone to see.  You may think how humiliating this can be.  But, humiliation is all part of a spanking ritual.  Remember as a child when your mother told you to drop your pants and underwear and bend over her knee?  A somewhat humiliating experience and for some possibly one of their most erotic experiences too.  This is how my little asshole (Mark S) gets his spankings — pants down around the ankles, shirt pulled up to the shoulders, and his bare ass bent over the spanker’s knees.  His spanking sessions are more than just spanking though.  They are embarrassing as well.  What I do love is that there are times when more than just the person spanking him are in the room.  With his bare ass up in the air, he is paddled as the other ladies watch in amusement and laughter.  And, he even told me that there are times when he actually sings a little spanking song.  Yes, that’s right, a spanking song.  And yes… he did sing it for me too.  In fact, here it is:  “Spanking, spanking I’m bending over the knee.  My pants are down my ass is bare, embarrassed little me.”

Such the little asshole he is, and he knows it too.  He tells me, “Linda you know every time I get spanked I have to say that I am an asshole and have to pay to get spanked.”  I love it.  He surely knows his place when it comes to his little spanking fetish.  And yes, he does pay me to let him speak of his spanking tales.  Isn’t that the way it should be?  Well, YES…LOL  And now whenever the little asshole calls for service he also must say the following to our dispatch operator on duty, “hi, I’m the asshole that bends all the way over the knee — my name is Mark S, yes that’s me.”  And boys and girls if he gets it wrong, our wonderful dispatch operators will get his penalty fee.  So what happens when he says the phrase properly?  Well then he is granted the permission to speak with Linda.  But enough about my new little asshole for today as there will be more stories down the road.  I am looking forward to sharing many more of his experiences and mine over time.  Until then darlings.

If you would like to speak with me regarding the wonderful art and fetish of spanking, please feel free to call me at 1-888-795-7685. Just remember that you must be 18 years or older to do so.

I just had to share this…

Hi to all my wonderful, erotic, exciting and nasty callers. It has been a couple of months since I have posted something. Not because each and everyone of you have not given me great things to talk about, but I have been busy with the graphic and web design portion of my life. I will get back to posting more very soon once I am finished with a few projects. In the meantime though, I did have to share this little funny with everyone. A friend sent this to me today via email along with several other humorous displays of the new security measures that are being incorporated into our airport system. This one, however, was my favorite. You all know how I love a good surprise. Well I can’t imaging anything more of a surprise than the look on the security officers’ faces if this were to happen.

Kisses to all. I hope each and everyone of you had a great Thanksgiving. Give me a call whenever you get a free moment and let’s have some naughty fun! I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Linda – (888) 795-7685

Dear Goddess Linda:

I wanted to let you know that your Daphne hasn’t forgotten about her Goddess Linda.  How could she after the fantastic fantasies you’ve given me.  The cocks that you’ve let me fuck my face & the ones you’ve let ravage my little pussy.  And being kind enough to think of slits in my dresses, gowns & skirts so that I could tease them with my lingerie but not have to take off the pretty clothes you’ve dressed your little cock slut in.  I’m getting excited & hard just thinking of the slutty looking little cock whore my Goddess Linda would make me look like.  Knowing that when Daphne entered the room that all of the heads would be turning my way.  I’d be able to tease them until my Goddess gave me permission to play with them.  I get almost to the brink thinking of how you would have me on my knees with a huge cock fucking my face with my lips thick with red, “Cum Fuck Me” lipstick & with a long cock fucking my little pussy from behind, driving your little cock whore down onto the cock fucking her face.  But, I know I’m not allowed to play with myself or give myself any relief until my Goddess Linda says that I can pleasure myself.  I know that I’m only allowed to do that in my Goddess Linda’s presence.

Hopefully talking to you soon,

Your Daphne

Did I tell everyone about another one of my clients who can make me so hot, hot, hot?  We will just call him DR.  Or better yet — The Doctor.  Well I love it when the doctor is in.  Last time I spoke with him, we did a role play that included him and his best friend.  Well we know how I just love threesomes that include me with two other guys.  I just love all the attention… LOL!  We started off with me sucking the both of them and then having me bent over while each took turns with my pussy and my mouth.  I just love two in me at the same time!  After I cam a few times, they both decided to let me suck and stroke their cocks until they came all over me.  I would stroke one while sucking the other.  Believe me their cock’s were so huge, I was gagging on them.  But I do just love being a little slut sometimes.  After we were all finished, I told the Doctor good night and fell fast asleep.  I guess I got just what the Doctor ordered!  If you want to do a role play with me, just call me at 888-795-7685.  Just remember, you must be at least 18 years old.

Linda's Hot Phone SexI had a great role play call the other day where yours truly was the Boss. Well many of you know that I do like to be in charge…LOL! Anyway, I was staying at a hotel and had to fly one of my employees in with some extremely important meeting materials that I had left behind. Little did I know that he would be showing up in casual attire — blue jeans, a form-fitting t-shirt, and riding boots. He told me that I caught him as he was getting ready to go motorcycle riding for the weekend. But, in an effort to please me, he dropped everything to bring me just what I needed.

Well he as it turned out was just what I needed at the moment. I could not help myself, and I was willing to risk the consequences. I invited him into my room and immediately started to devour him. My hands were all over him and my mouth soon followed. I could not help but notice the bulge in his pants. I quickly dropped to me knees. I unbuttoned, unzipped and pulled his pants to the ground. I then pulled down his Calvin Klein fitted boxers which unleashed his huge, hard, throbbing cock. I opened my mouth wide and began to suck him all the way down. I was so hungry for him that I did not realize how much I was gagging on his cock. But before I knew it, he picked me up off the floor, bent me over the desk in the hotel room. He then forcefully pulled up my skirt and ripped my panties off. He then shoved his hard cock deep into my pussy and pounded me until I exploded all over that gorgeous cock. Wanting to make sure he came as good as I did, I pushed him back and turned around. I ripped open my blouse and unhooked my bra from the front and ordered him to cum all over his nasty whore of a boss. He exploded all over me.

Wow!!! What a role play that was. You all know how much I love them and how much I love to fantasize. Why don’t you give me a call and let’s do some hot role playing together. I hope to hear from you soon! Call me at 888-795-7685.

Linda's Hot Phone Sex - How to Make a CheladaSo as I wrote in my last blog post, I was getting the pool ready for the summer.  You all know how much I like to be by the pool.  I love to play and be naughty and just have good fun.  As I will be home all weekend taking calls from all you naughty men, I am looking forward to frolicking in that pool with some yummy beverages.  One of my favorites when I am outdoors is a Chelada.  If you have not had one, you must try it as it is easy to make and quite good for hot, sunny weather.  Here is the recipe.

Just about any light lager style will do.  I have made this drink from all kinds of brews from Corona to Miller Lite.  So even if you are on a tight budget as most of us are these days, you can still have a good drink.

Prep Time and Total Time is about 5 minutes to make 1 chelada.  The ingredients are as follows:

  • Coarse salt
  • Ice
  • Juice from one large lime
  • 1 12 oz. bottle light lager (that’s light in color and flavor, not necessarily a low-cal beer.)
  • Lime wedge for garnish

Preparation is real simple:

Salt the rim of a large, tall glass. Fill with ice and add the lime juice. Top up with the beer. Garnish with the lime wedge.

Now how easy is that!  So if you are not too busy this Memorial Day weekend and can take a break for some naughty conversation and a nice cool Chelada, then give me a call.  Let’s enjoy a drink together.  Oh and boys… you gotta be at least 18 to call me.  Here is my number — 888-795-7685.

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Linda's Hot Phone Sex - Linda at PoolSome of you that speak to me know that I have a pool out back that I love to play in.  Some of you have had some really steamy and erotic conversations with me while I have been outside in the pool or laying out in the sun.  Although my backyard is fenced and private, it is exciting to think that someone may be watching from over the fence.  Perhaps a maintenance worker, one of the guys in the neighborhood, or possibly even you.  I get really turned on from thinking about it.  I cannot wait to have the pool all clean and ready to go.  Maybe you will join me in the next day or two while I am outside.  I take phone calls from everywhere.  As I always say, the possibilities and our imaginations are endless when it comes to phone sex.  I will be busy this morning, but I will be ready for some hot action later on today.  If you are in a frisky mood and need some tension relief or just want to have a little fun, give me a call at 888-795-7685.  Let’s talk soon!

Okay so you can probably tell that I really like to discuss all the wild and naughty calls I get. Well, another one of my good clients has the wildest fetish when it comes, or should I say cums, to driving. His fetish is seat belts. Yes you read it correctly — seat belts. We do have very erotic conversation about driving and being glued down to a seat by those cumbersome things that strap you in. The thing is I never really though just how erotic it could be until I had a visit from my friend Colleen. She is another operator with Angel Communications. We have done many two girl calls with this client. But when she visited me, we actually did a two girl call with him while we were in the car and I was driving. Talk about hot! There are so many things you can do without that seat belt! I put my left foot on the dash while driving, which gave Colleen access to my pussy. She teased and played with my pussy while we were talking to him. It made me really drive fast down this narrow two-lane road. I got such a rush when I came! But one of the most fascinating realizations was the discovery we made about seat belts. They can really remind one of sex when you think about it. If you thing about the seat belt buckle sliding in, clicking and then locking shut, you could almost imagine a cock going into a pussy. Wild is all I can say. It was one wicked phone sex experience that I will never forget. And caller… if you ever read this — I hope you don’t forget the experience either.

Linda’s Playlist

Many of you have asked different questions about me.  Well something that is very personal to me is music.  I think the music that people listen to can say quite a bit about the person.  Depending on my mood, I will listen to a variety of music, and I have a very eclectic taste in music.  I have put together many different songs that I listen to depending upon my mood.  This is just a handful compared to the many cd’s, cassette tapes, record albums, and yes even 8 tracks that I own.  I hope you enjoy the playlist.  And the next time you hear one of these on the radio, maybe you will think of me.  And by the way, if you want to hit me up for a call before, during, or after listening, I can be reached at 888-795-7685.


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