Yes it is true, my favorite Pathetic Fuck is back and has proven that he is not a  puny little pup but a big dog that knows how to hang on that porch.  Well he does more than hang, he boots all the other wannabe big dogs off the porch.  It takes a lot to keep this Goddess into the lifestyle she is accustom to.  I like to dress in the finest clothes and lingerie, wear the best shoes, don the best accessories, eat the best food, and the list can go on and on and on.  Best thing is that I know that a true pathetic fuck will give me what I want.  Why you say?  Because I am worth every fucking penny.

You know you will do anything to be around a Goddess like me.  And, you know you will do anything to be around some of my princess girls.  And, you know what it takes to chat with us —- $$$$$$$…  That’s right — cold hard cash!  Just to share some $$$ figures with all you wannabe big dogs, our biggest dog and Pathetic Fuck reached down deep to give me and Princess Dyllan over $1,000 to speak for less than 1/2 hour.  He know just what to do to get our attention.  If you think you can keep up, give us a call at 1-888-795-7685.

You better do it soon as Goddess will have a huge water bill coming up.  Just take a look at my pool and all the water that is needed to fill it back up.  So total bill with the new liner and water should be around $4500.  Want to show a Goddess how much she is adored?  Well help me pay for the pool and send me to the spa.  If you contribute, I may just give you a shout out and/or give you something much more erotic.

Linda's Hot Phone Sex - How to Make a CheladaSo as I wrote in my last blog post, I was getting the pool ready for the summer.  You all know how much I like to be by the pool.  I love to play and be naughty and just have good fun.  As I will be home all weekend taking calls from all you naughty men, I am looking forward to frolicking in that pool with some yummy beverages.  One of my favorites when I am outdoors is a Chelada.  If you have not had one, you must try it as it is easy to make and quite good for hot, sunny weather.  Here is the recipe.

Just about any light lager style will do.  I have made this drink from all kinds of brews from Corona to Miller Lite.  So even if you are on a tight budget as most of us are these days, you can still have a good drink.

Prep Time and Total Time is about 5 minutes to make 1 chelada.  The ingredients are as follows:

  • Coarse salt
  • Ice
  • Juice from one large lime
  • 1 12 oz. bottle light lager (that’s light in color and flavor, not necessarily a low-cal beer.)
  • Lime wedge for garnish

Preparation is real simple:

Salt the rim of a large, tall glass. Fill with ice and add the lime juice. Top up with the beer. Garnish with the lime wedge.

Now how easy is that!  So if you are not too busy this Memorial Day weekend and can take a break for some naughty conversation and a nice cool Chelada, then give me a call.  Let’s enjoy a drink together.  Oh and boys… you gotta be at least 18 to call me.  Here is my number — 888-795-7685.

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Linda's Hot Phone SexJust a quick shout out to my new caller just a few minutes ago.  He was H O T!!!  I just love speaking with a gentleman who can really turn me on with his voice and detailed conversation.  We really got into talking about threesomes, swinging, and me getting fucked by nice big cocks.  I told him that I love threesomes as long as everyone is paying attention to me…  But doesn’t every girl want that?  All of the attention that is.  So thank you again for making me cum so good.  I look forward to speaking with you again soon.  Until then….kisses to you!  And for anyone else out there who would love to have a great conversation followed by a steamy phone fuck session, just give me a call.  I am up for almost anything.  Just remember… you must be 18 or older to speak with me.  Call me at 888-795-7685.

Linda's Hot Phone SexI had a great call yesterday from one of my regulars.  We have been doing calls now for over two years.  I always love our erotic conversations as we role play some of the hottest scenarios.  Yesterday we decided that I was waiting for my husband at one of the local bars.  To my surprise, one of my Son’s friends was there having a drink.  He was a very handsome and rugged young man home from college for the weekend.  He told me he was shocked that my husband had asked me to wait.  He said he would never let an attractive, sexy woman like me wait for him.  The more we talked, the more hot both of us became.  Finally I could not stand it anymore.  I excused myself to go to the ladies room.  Not but just a few seconds after I left, John was following me.  I quickly darted into a phone booth in the corridor where the bathrooms were.  And, John followed.  I closed the door quickly and immediately dropped to my knees.  I could not help but undo his pants and pull out that most gorgeous cock.  I sucked on it for a few minutes, but that was not what he wanted.  He told me he wanted to fuck that beautiful pussy of mine.  He pulled me up and bent me over.  He then pulled my panties to the side as he shoved his big throbbing cock into my pussy.  He pumped my pussy so hard he was knocking me against that phone booth.  Then all of a sudden we both came very very hard.  What a rush I tell you.  It was like I was really there.  If you would like to do some hot role play with me, give me a call at 888-795-7685.  I would love to see what adventures we could dream up together.

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