Yes it is true, my favorite Pathetic Fuck is back and has proven that he is not a  puny little pup but a big dog that knows how to hang on that porch.  Well he does more than hang, he boots all the other wannabe big dogs off the porch.  It takes a lot to keep this Goddess into the lifestyle she is accustom to.  I like to dress in the finest clothes and lingerie, wear the best shoes, don the best accessories, eat the best food, and the list can go on and on and on.  Best thing is that I know that a true pathetic fuck will give me what I want.  Why you say?  Because I am worth every fucking penny.

You know you will do anything to be around a Goddess like me.  And, you know you will do anything to be around some of my princess girls.  And, you know what it takes to chat with us —- $$$$$$$…  That’s right — cold hard cash!  Just to share some $$$ figures with all you wannabe big dogs, our biggest dog and Pathetic Fuck reached down deep to give me and Princess Dyllan over $1,000 to speak for less than 1/2 hour.  He know just what to do to get our attention.  If you think you can keep up, give us a call at 1-888-795-7685.

You better do it soon as Goddess will have a huge water bill coming up.  Just take a look at my pool and all the water that is needed to fill it back up.  So total bill with the new liner and water should be around $4500.  Want to show a Goddess how much she is adored?  Well help me pay for the pool and send me to the spa.  If you contribute, I may just give you a shout out and/or give you something much more erotic.

Okay so you can probably tell that I really like to discuss all the wild and naughty calls I get. Well, another one of my good clients has the wildest fetish when it comes, or should I say cums, to driving. His fetish is seat belts. Yes you read it correctly — seat belts. We do have very erotic conversation about driving and being glued down to a seat by those cumbersome things that strap you in. The thing is I never really though just how erotic it could be until I had a visit from my friend Colleen. She is another operator with Angel Communications. We have done many two girl calls with this client. But when she visited me, we actually did a two girl call with him while we were in the car and I was driving. Talk about hot! There are so many things you can do without that seat belt! I put my left foot on the dash while driving, which gave Colleen access to my pussy. She teased and played with my pussy while we were talking to him. It made me really drive fast down this narrow two-lane road. I got such a rush when I came! But one of the most fascinating realizations was the discovery we made about seat belts. They can really remind one of sex when you think about it. If you thing about the seat belt buckle sliding in, clicking and then locking shut, you could almost imagine a cock going into a pussy. Wild is all I can say. It was one wicked phone sex experience that I will never forget. And caller… if you ever read this — I hope you don’t forget the experience either.

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