Oh my gosh!!! OMG!!! What a great weekend. Wish you could have been there to join the laughter and all the perverted and twisted fun. Well Princess and Dyllan and Goddess Linda were at it again with our most biggest pathetic fuck of the century. This one takes the cake all you twisted fans. We challenged this pathetic fuck or PF as well call him to take his sexy secretary’s gym bag home so we could tell him some perverted things to do with it. Did he do it? HELL YES HE DID!!! And below is a photo showing the proof. I won’t go into the dirty details just yet as I want to keep all you other twisted pervs out there yearning for more.

Yes everyone, this past weekend was absolutely amazing. I must say that playing with the one and only Pathetic Fuck (PF for short) made my weekend very interesting. I just cant believe the things a PF will do with a gym bag full of pretty girl stuff!! This particular PF I am speaking about dressed up his pillow with bra and panties from a gym bag and laid with her and then the best part of it was, he pretended he was licking her hot little bum by pulling the panties to the side with his tongue…LMAO! I laughed so hard this weekend!! Pathetic Fucks will do anything pretty girls like myself tell them to…LOL

Below is the gym bag from the sexy secretary that works for the Pathetic Fuck. Can you believe this!!! Well more to come on this blast of a weekend. Oh and if you are looking to do some naughty calls with Linda and Dyllan, give us a call at 1-888-795-7685.


Linda's Hot Phone Sex - How to Make a CheladaSo as I wrote in my last blog post, I was getting the pool ready for the summer.  You all know how much I like to be by the pool.  I love to play and be naughty and just have good fun.  As I will be home all weekend taking calls from all you naughty men, I am looking forward to frolicking in that pool with some yummy beverages.  One of my favorites when I am outdoors is a Chelada.  If you have not had one, you must try it as it is easy to make and quite good for hot, sunny weather.  Here is the recipe.

Just about any light lager style will do.  I have made this drink from all kinds of brews from Corona to Miller Lite.  So even if you are on a tight budget as most of us are these days, you can still have a good drink.

Prep Time and Total Time is about 5 minutes to make 1 chelada.  The ingredients are as follows:

  • Coarse salt
  • Ice
  • Juice from one large lime
  • 1 12 oz. bottle light lager (that’s light in color and flavor, not necessarily a low-cal beer.)
  • Lime wedge for garnish

Preparation is real simple:

Salt the rim of a large, tall glass. Fill with ice and add the lime juice. Top up with the beer. Garnish with the lime wedge.

Now how easy is that!  So if you are not too busy this Memorial Day weekend and can take a break for some naughty conversation and a nice cool Chelada, then give me a call.  Let’s enjoy a drink together.  Oh and boys… you gotta be at least 18 to call me.  Here is my number — 888-795-7685.

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