Yep, you guessed it…  The poor fucking little (and I do mean little) pathetic fuck could not take what he was trying to dish out.  Never trust a pathetic fuck.  They may be good for a laugh, but they are not good for their word.  This jerk had me waiting in a hot car on a hot day telling me he was sending his Goddess $1000 for conversation.  Yes, a pathetic fuck does have to pay quite a bit in order to speak with me.  Anyway… he obviously must have ran out of cash.  Then he tried to blame it on me.  He eluded to the fact that this Goddess tried to steal his money.  Uh hello dumb ass…  I cannot steal money if you never sent it.  So I told him to take a big ole hike and never call again.  So if you ever want to know what I do with you if you piss me off?  Well… I toss you out!  Just sayin’…..  But there are many of you out there that I love and adore.  You never try to cause me any harm or show me any disrespect.    Just remember at the end of the day who the boss is… Me.

Kiss to you and looking forward to our next call — (888) 795-7685.

Yes darlings… A wonderful poem for the Pathetic Fuck — actually written by the Pathetic Fuck!  Yes he wrote a poem about himself for the Princess and Goddess.  What a laugh it gave the two of us.  We laughed so hard that we did not have to do our ab workout today.  Hope you enjoy it as much as we did!

Our panty sub Jim is really in to kink
He masturbates so much he has a crooked dink
He is so pathetic, I make him lick my bum
He has to clean my sweaty ass before I let him cum

He will do anything to get pretty girl crotch
He will even suck my dirty workout socks
I always make him be my number one tipper
He even gets excited just hearing me undo my zipper

His poor secretary Ashley is number on his list
He is so pathetic he has even drank her fresh piss
He loves her high heels, they sure make him jump
At the end of the day, he dry humps her left pump

When we talk I laugh so much that my  tummy will ache
I have met lots of losers before but he takes the cake
He likes pretty girl juices from all parts of my body
He even gets off  listening to me go potty

We haven’t chatted in a while, I do miss this fuck
When he calls me its an easy way to make a quick buck
He loves our sexy panties  and cute little bums
I have not yet  decided if I will let him cum

Linda's Hot Phone SexLooking for some brand new losers to spice everything up.  If you think you have got what it takes to please, pamper and deserve my attention, then yes I am looking for you.  Me and my Princesses will have you begging and pleading for the chance to savor our dirty little panties.  Better yet we may just give you the opportunity to sniff our beautiful asses.  I know you would like that now wouldn’t you.  I know you just love to be teased and humiliated by pretty girls.  Do you think you can handle the pressure?  Well then pay up little piggy because our insults don’t come cheap.  But I am sure we will make you cum.

So listen up…  If you want to be a true money slave and REALLY finance and bankroll this Goddess and her Princesses, then get on the porch.  But you better be able to handle the heat.  You know what it takes to be a true loser — MONEY.  And no fucking complaints.  We are here to tell you just what a piece of shit you really are.  You know guys like you like keeping babes like us in the lavish lifestyles that you pay for.  So come on you pathetic little pervert loser, pick up that phone and call us so we can take you to the cleaners!!!  LMFAO!!!!  You can contact any one of us on my personal line (888) 795-7685.  So if you think you can step up to the plate and hit a home run, then take your best shot!

Oh and by the way… You must be at least 18 years old to call us.  And, you better have a good working credit card. If you do not fit this criteria, please move along… LOL!!!

Did I tell everyone about another one of my clients who can make me so hot, hot, hot?  We will just call him DR.  Or better yet — The Doctor.  Well I love it when the doctor is in.  Last time I spoke with him, we did a role play that included him and his best friend.  Well we know how I just love threesomes that include me with two other guys.  I just love all the attention… LOL!  We started off with me sucking the both of them and then having me bent over while each took turns with my pussy and my mouth.  I just love two in me at the same time!  After I cam a few times, they both decided to let me suck and stroke their cocks until they came all over me.  I would stroke one while sucking the other.  Believe me their cock’s were so huge, I was gagging on them.  But I do just love being a little slut sometimes.  After we were all finished, I told the Doctor good night and fell fast asleep.  I guess I got just what the Doctor ordered!  If you want to do a role play with me, just call me at 888-795-7685.  Just remember, you must be at least 18 years old.

Okay so you can probably tell that I really like to discuss all the wild and naughty calls I get. Well, another one of my good clients has the wildest fetish when it comes, or should I say cums, to driving. His fetish is seat belts. Yes you read it correctly — seat belts. We do have very erotic conversation about driving and being glued down to a seat by those cumbersome things that strap you in. The thing is I never really though just how erotic it could be until I had a visit from my friend Colleen. She is another operator with Angel Communications. We have done many two girl calls with this client. But when she visited me, we actually did a two girl call with him while we were in the car and I was driving. Talk about hot! There are so many things you can do without that seat belt! I put my left foot on the dash while driving, which gave Colleen access to my pussy. She teased and played with my pussy while we were talking to him. It made me really drive fast down this narrow two-lane road. I got such a rush when I came! But one of the most fascinating realizations was the discovery we made about seat belts. They can really remind one of sex when you think about it. If you thing about the seat belt buckle sliding in, clicking and then locking shut, you could almost imagine a cock going into a pussy. Wild is all I can say. It was one wicked phone sex experience that I will never forget. And caller… if you ever read this — I hope you don’t forget the experience either.

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