Yes darlings… A wonderful poem for the Pathetic Fuck — actually written by the Pathetic Fuck!  Yes he wrote a poem about himself for the Princess and Goddess.  What a laugh it gave the two of us.  We laughed so hard that we did not have to do our ab workout today.  Hope you enjoy it as much as we did!

Our panty sub Jim is really in to kink
He masturbates so much he has a crooked dink
He is so pathetic, I make him lick my bum
He has to clean my sweaty ass before I let him cum

He will do anything to get pretty girl crotch
He will even suck my dirty workout socks
I always make him be my number one tipper
He even gets excited just hearing me undo my zipper

His poor secretary Ashley is number on his list
He is so pathetic he has even drank her fresh piss
He loves her high heels, they sure make him jump
At the end of the day, he dry humps her left pump

When we talk I laugh so much that my  tummy will ache
I have met lots of losers before but he takes the cake
He likes pretty girl juices from all parts of my body
He even gets off  listening to me go potty

We haven’t chatted in a while, I do miss this fuck
When he calls me its an easy way to make a quick buck
He loves our sexy panties  and cute little bums
I have not yet  decided if I will let him cum

Yes it is true, my favorite Pathetic Fuck is back and has proven that he is not a  puny little pup but a big dog that knows how to hang on that porch.  Well he does more than hang, he boots all the other wannabe big dogs off the porch.  It takes a lot to keep this Goddess into the lifestyle she is accustom to.  I like to dress in the finest clothes and lingerie, wear the best shoes, don the best accessories, eat the best food, and the list can go on and on and on.  Best thing is that I know that a true pathetic fuck will give me what I want.  Why you say?  Because I am worth every fucking penny.

You know you will do anything to be around a Goddess like me.  And, you know you will do anything to be around some of my princess girls.  And, you know what it takes to chat with us —- $$$$$$$…  That’s right — cold hard cash!  Just to share some $$$ figures with all you wannabe big dogs, our biggest dog and Pathetic Fuck reached down deep to give me and Princess Dyllan over $1,000 to speak for less than 1/2 hour.  He know just what to do to get our attention.  If you think you can keep up, give us a call at 1-888-795-7685.

You better do it soon as Goddess will have a huge water bill coming up.  Just take a look at my pool and all the water that is needed to fill it back up.  So total bill with the new liner and water should be around $4500.  Want to show a Goddess how much she is adored?  Well help me pay for the pool and send me to the spa.  If you contribute, I may just give you a shout out and/or give you something much more erotic.

Linda's Hot Phone SexLooking for some brand new losers to spice everything up.  If you think you have got what it takes to please, pamper and deserve my attention, then yes I am looking for you.  Me and my Princesses will have you begging and pleading for the chance to savor our dirty little panties.  Better yet we may just give you the opportunity to sniff our beautiful asses.  I know you would like that now wouldn’t you.  I know you just love to be teased and humiliated by pretty girls.  Do you think you can handle the pressure?  Well then pay up little piggy because our insults don’t come cheap.  But I am sure we will make you cum.

So listen up…  If you want to be a true money slave and REALLY finance and bankroll this Goddess and her Princesses, then get on the porch.  But you better be able to handle the heat.  You know what it takes to be a true loser — MONEY.  And no fucking complaints.  We are here to tell you just what a piece of shit you really are.  You know guys like you like keeping babes like us in the lavish lifestyles that you pay for.  So come on you pathetic little pervert loser, pick up that phone and call us so we can take you to the cleaners!!!  LMFAO!!!!  You can contact any one of us on my personal line (888) 795-7685.  So if you think you can step up to the plate and hit a home run, then take your best shot!

Oh and by the way… You must be at least 18 years old to call us.  And, you better have a good working credit card. If you do not fit this criteria, please move along… LOL!!!

Hello all my spanking friends.  It has been a while since I did a post on this marvelous subject.  I thought instead of writing something long and drawn out, I will post a couple of links that may be to the liking of my spanking  aficionados.  The first is a link to vintage spanking photos.  I do love the older photos as they tend to show more ritual in spanking that some of the newer sites.  Here is one I landed on the other day:  http://www.vintagespank.com. There are quite a few nice photos in this blog.  Additionally, you will find other links that will lead you further into the world of spanking.

Now, for those of you who are spanking curious, I am posting a link that you may enjoy browsing.  It is called Bottom Seek.  This link is for the man seeking to be spanked.  If this is you, and you have been to embarrassed or perhaps maybe a little gun shy about searching on your own for fear of someone finding out, click on this link to Bottom Seek and just maybe you will find what you have been searching for quite some time.

So, if you find what you are looking for or like what you see, then let me know.  Oh, and if you have a spank fantasy or real life spanking sessions that you want to speak about, then give me a call.  Just remember that you must be 18 or older.  You can always reach me at 1-888-795-7685.

Where to begin on this one… Well, I do have a new caller these days.  And I must say that I do get a charge and some excitement while speaking to him.  His name is Mark S, but I call him “my little asshole.”  You see everyone my new little asshole has a fetish that is near and dear to me.  That fetish is spanking.  Anyone who has spoken to me for sometime knows how much I enjoy this subject by the experiences I have shared along with always stating that “I love to see a nice red ass.”

Well, my new little asshole knows that I love a good red ass, and the great thing is that he loves to get a red ass.  So how does one go about doing this you may ask.  I can guarantee it is not by your wife or your girlfriend.  This my lovelies is very much a humiliating experience.  This service can be yours with a nice price tag.  Yes spanking fans.  You too can get a whack or two or three or four by paying for it.   But don’t bother looking in the Yellow Pages.  You will not find it there.  These types of services are best found on-line.  Doing a quick search today landed me to this wonderful spanking site:  http://www.scony.com/.  If you are into spanking, then I urge you to check it out.

Okay let me get back to the matter at hand — or dare I say the ass with a paddle.  So my new little asshole is really quite amusing with his spanking tales and rituals.  He makes an appointment with his spanking expert who actually keeps his special spanking paddle hanging on the wall with his name written on it for everyone to see.  You may think how humiliating this can be.  But, humiliation is all part of a spanking ritual.  Remember as a child when your mother told you to drop your pants and underwear and bend over her knee?  A somewhat humiliating experience and for some possibly one of their most erotic experiences too.  This is how my little asshole (Mark S) gets his spankings — pants down around the ankles, shirt pulled up to the shoulders, and his bare ass bent over the spanker’s knees.  His spanking sessions are more than just spanking though.  They are embarrassing as well.  What I do love is that there are times when more than just the person spanking him are in the room.  With his bare ass up in the air, he is paddled as the other ladies watch in amusement and laughter.  And, he even told me that there are times when he actually sings a little spanking song.  Yes, that’s right, a spanking song.  And yes… he did sing it for me too.  In fact, here it is:  “Spanking, spanking I’m bending over the knee.  My pants are down my ass is bare, embarrassed little me.”

Such the little asshole he is, and he knows it too.  He tells me, “Linda you know every time I get spanked I have to say that I am an asshole and have to pay to get spanked.”  I love it.  He surely knows his place when it comes to his little spanking fetish.  And yes, he does pay me to let him speak of his spanking tales.  Isn’t that the way it should be?  Well, YES…LOL  And now whenever the little asshole calls for service he also must say the following to our dispatch operator on duty, “hi, I’m the asshole that bends all the way over the knee — my name is Mark S, yes that’s me.”  And boys and girls if he gets it wrong, our wonderful dispatch operators will get his penalty fee.  So what happens when he says the phrase properly?  Well then he is granted the permission to speak with Linda.  But enough about my new little asshole for today as there will be more stories down the road.  I am looking forward to sharing many more of his experiences and mine over time.  Until then darlings.

If you would like to speak with me regarding the wonderful art and fetish of spanking, please feel free to call me at 1-888-795-7685. Just remember that you must be 18 years or older to do so.

I just had to share this…

Hi to all my wonderful, erotic, exciting and nasty callers. It has been a couple of months since I have posted something. Not because each and everyone of you have not given me great things to talk about, but I have been busy with the graphic and web design portion of my life. I will get back to posting more very soon once I am finished with a few projects. In the meantime though, I did have to share this little funny with everyone. A friend sent this to me today via email along with several other humorous displays of the new security measures that are being incorporated into our airport system. This one, however, was my favorite. You all know how I love a good surprise. Well I can’t imaging anything more of a surprise than the look on the security officers’ faces if this were to happen.

Kisses to all. I hope each and everyone of you had a great Thanksgiving. Give me a call whenever you get a free moment and let’s have some naughty fun! I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Linda – (888) 795-7685

Did I tell everyone about another one of my clients who can make me so hot, hot, hot?  We will just call him DR.  Or better yet — The Doctor.  Well I love it when the doctor is in.  Last time I spoke with him, we did a role play that included him and his best friend.  Well we know how I just love threesomes that include me with two other guys.  I just love all the attention… LOL!  We started off with me sucking the both of them and then having me bent over while each took turns with my pussy and my mouth.  I just love two in me at the same time!  After I cam a few times, they both decided to let me suck and stroke their cocks until they came all over me.  I would stroke one while sucking the other.  Believe me their cock’s were so huge, I was gagging on them.  But I do just love being a little slut sometimes.  After we were all finished, I told the Doctor good night and fell fast asleep.  I guess I got just what the Doctor ordered!  If you want to do a role play with me, just call me at 888-795-7685.  Just remember, you must be at least 18 years old.

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