ODE TO MY PATHETIC PANTY FUCK

On November 17, 2012, In Humiliation, Money Slave, Panties, Role Play, Uncategorized, By admin

Yes darlings… A wonderful poem for the Pathetic Fuck — actually written by the Pathetic Fuck!  Yes he wrote a poem about himself for the Princess and Goddess.  What a laugh it gave the two of us.  We laughed so hard that we did not have to do our ab workout today.  Hope you enjoy it as much as we did!

Our panty sub Jim is really in to kink
He masturbates so much he has a crooked dink
He is so pathetic, I make him lick my bum
He has to clean my sweaty ass before I let him cum

He will do anything to get pretty girl crotch
He will even suck my dirty workout socks
I always make him be my number one tipper
He even gets excited just hearing me undo my zipper

His poor secretary Ashley is number on his list
He is so pathetic he has even drank her fresh piss
He loves her high heels, they sure make him jump
At the end of the day, he dry humps her left pump

When we talk I laugh so much that my  tummy will ache
I have met lots of losers before but he takes the cake
He likes pretty girl juices from all parts of my body
He even gets off  listening to me go potty

We haven’t chatted in a while, I do miss this fuck
When he calls me its an easy way to make a quick buck
He loves our sexy panties  and cute little bums
I have not yet  decided if I will let him cum

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“If You Can’t Hang with the Big Dogs, then Get Off the Porch!”

On September 19, 2012, In Fantasy, fetish, Humiliation, Money Slave, Panties, Role Play, Sissy Boy, By admin

Linda's Hot Phone SexLooking for some brand new losers to spice everything up.  If you think you have got what it takes to please, pamper and deserve my attention, then yes I am looking for you.  Me and my Princesses will have you begging and pleading for the chance to savor our dirty little panties.  Better yet we may just give you the opportunity to sniff our beautiful asses.  I know you would like that now wouldn’t you.  I know you just love to be teased and humiliated by pretty girls.  Do you think you can handle the pressure?  Well then pay up little piggy because our insults don’t come cheap.  But I am sure we will make you cum.

So listen up…  If you want to be a true money slave and REALLY finance and bankroll this Goddess and her Princesses, then get on the porch.  But you better be able to handle the heat.  You know what it takes to be a true loser — MONEY.  And no fucking complaints.  We are here to tell you just what a piece of shit you really are.  You know guys like you like keeping babes like us in the lavish lifestyles that you pay for.  So come on you pathetic little pervert loser, pick up that phone and call us so we can take you to the cleaners!!!  LMFAO!!!!  You can contact any one of us on my personal line (888) 795-7685.  So if you think you can step up to the plate and hit a home run, then take your best shot!

Oh and by the way… You must be at least 18 years old to call us.  And, you better have a good working credit card. If you do not fit this criteria, please move along… LOL!!!

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Thank You Pathetic Fuck for a Blowout Weekend

On May 30, 2012, In fetish, Humiliation, Memorial Day, Panties, Uncategorized, By admin

Oh my gosh!!! OMG!!! What a great weekend. Wish you could have been there to join the laughter and all the perverted and twisted fun. Well Princess and Dyllan and Goddess Linda were at it again with our most biggest pathetic fuck of the century. This one takes the cake all you twisted fans. We challenged this pathetic fuck or PF as well call him to take his sexy secretary’s gym bag home so we could tell him some perverted things to do with it. Did he do it? HELL YES HE DID!!! And below is a photo showing the proof. I won’t go into the dirty details just yet as I want to keep all you other twisted pervs out there yearning for more.

Yes everyone, this past weekend was absolutely amazing. I must say that playing with the one and only Pathetic Fuck (PF for short) made my weekend very interesting. I just cant believe the things a PF will do with a gym bag full of pretty girl stuff!! This particular PF I am speaking about dressed up his pillow with bra and panties from a gym bag and laid with her and then the best part of it was, he pretended he was licking her hot little bum by pulling the panties to the side with his tongue…LMAO! I laughed so hard this weekend!! Pathetic Fucks will do anything pretty girls like myself tell them to…LOL

Below is the gym bag from the sexy secretary that works for the Pathetic Fuck. Can you believe this!!! Well more to come on this blast of a weekend. Oh and if you are looking to do some naughty calls with Linda and Dyllan, give us a call at 1-888-795-7685.


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The Boss is In!

On June 16, 2010, In Big Cock, Blow Job, Boss, Employee, Fantasy, Panties, Role Play, Rough Sex, Uncategorized, By admin

Linda's Hot Phone SexI had a great role play call the other day where yours truly was the Boss. Well many of you know that I do like to be in charge…LOL! Anyway, I was staying at a hotel and had to fly one of my employees in with some extremely important meeting materials that I had left behind. Little did I know that he would be showing up in casual attire — blue jeans, a form-fitting t-shirt, and riding boots. He told me that I caught him as he was getting ready to go motorcycle riding for the weekend. But, in an effort to please me, he dropped everything to bring me just what I needed.

Well he as it turned out was just what I needed at the moment. I could not help myself, and I was willing to risk the consequences. I invited him into my room and immediately started to devour him. My hands were all over him and my mouth soon followed. I could not help but notice the bulge in his pants. I quickly dropped to me knees. I unbuttoned, unzipped and pulled his pants to the ground. I then pulled down his Calvin Klein fitted boxers which unleashed his huge, hard, throbbing cock. I opened my mouth wide and began to suck him all the way down. I was so hungry for him that I did not realize how much I was gagging on his cock. But before I knew it, he picked me up off the floor, bent me over the desk in the hotel room. He then forcefully pulled up my skirt and ripped my panties off. He then shoved his hard cock deep into my pussy and pounded me until I exploded all over that gorgeous cock. Wanting to make sure he came as good as I did, I pushed him back and turned around. I ripped open my blouse and unhooked my bra from the front and ordered him to cum all over his nasty whore of a boss. He exploded all over me.

Wow!!! What a role play that was. You all know how much I love them and how much I love to fantasize. Why don’t you give me a call and let’s do some hot role playing together. I hope to hear from you soon! Call me at 888-795-7685.

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I just love a naughty role play. Don’t you?

On May 5, 2010, In Blow Job, Cheating Wife, Milf, Panties, Role Play, Uncategorized, By admin

Linda's Hot Phone SexI had a great call yesterday from one of my regulars.  We have been doing calls now for over two years.  I always love our erotic conversations as we role play some of the hottest scenarios.  Yesterday we decided that I was waiting for my husband at one of the local bars.  To my surprise, one of my Son’s friends was there having a drink.  He was a very handsome and rugged young man home from college for the weekend.  He told me he was shocked that my husband had asked me to wait.  He said he would never let an attractive, sexy woman like me wait for him.  The more we talked, the more hot both of us became.  Finally I could not stand it anymore.  I excused myself to go to the ladies room.  Not but just a few seconds after I left, John was following me.  I quickly darted into a phone booth in the corridor where the bathrooms were.  And, John followed.  I closed the door quickly and immediately dropped to my knees.  I could not help but undo his pants and pull out that most gorgeous cock.  I sucked on it for a few minutes, but that was not what he wanted.  He told me he wanted to fuck that beautiful pussy of mine.  He pulled me up and bent me over.  He then pulled my panties to the side as he shoved his big throbbing cock into my pussy.  He pumped my pussy so hard he was knocking me against that phone booth.  Then all of a sudden we both came very very hard.  What a rush I tell you.  It was like I was really there.  If you would like to do some hot role play with me, give me a call at 888-795-7685.  I would love to see what adventures we could dream up together.

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