Where to begin on this one… Well, I do have a new caller these days.  And I must say that I do get a charge and some excitement while speaking to him.  His name is Mark S, but I call him “my little asshole.”  You see everyone my new little asshole has a fetish that is near and dear to me.  That fetish is spanking.  Anyone who has spoken to me for sometime knows how much I enjoy this subject by the experiences I have shared along with always stating that “I love to see a nice red ass.”

Well, my new little asshole knows that I love a good red ass, and the great thing is that he loves to get a red ass.  So how does one go about doing this you may ask.  I can guarantee it is not by your wife or your girlfriend.  This my lovelies is very much a humiliating experience.  This service can be yours with a nice price tag.  Yes spanking fans.  You too can get a whack or two or three or four by paying for it.   But don’t bother looking in the Yellow Pages.  You will not find it there.  These types of services are best found on-line.  Doing a quick search today landed me to this wonderful spanking site:  http://www.scony.com/.  If you are into spanking, then I urge you to check it out.

Okay let me get back to the matter at hand — or dare I say the ass with a paddle.  So my new little asshole is really quite amusing with his spanking tales and rituals.  He makes an appointment with his spanking expert who actually keeps his special spanking paddle hanging on the wall with his name written on it for everyone to see.  You may think how humiliating this can be.  But, humiliation is all part of a spanking ritual.  Remember as a child when your mother told you to drop your pants and underwear and bend over her knee?  A somewhat humiliating experience and for some possibly one of their most erotic experiences too.  This is how my little asshole (Mark S) gets his spankings — pants down around the ankles, shirt pulled up to the shoulders, and his bare ass bent over the spanker’s knees.  His spanking sessions are more than just spanking though.  They are embarrassing as well.  What I do love is that there are times when more than just the person spanking him are in the room.  With his bare ass up in the air, he is paddled as the other ladies watch in amusement and laughter.  And, he even told me that there are times when he actually sings a little spanking song.  Yes, that’s right, a spanking song.  And yes… he did sing it for me too.  In fact, here it is:  “Spanking, spanking I’m bending over the knee.  My pants are down my ass is bare, embarrassed little me.”

Such the little asshole he is, and he knows it too.  He tells me, “Linda you know every time I get spanked I have to say that I am an asshole and have to pay to get spanked.”  I love it.  He surely knows his place when it comes to his little spanking fetish.  And yes, he does pay me to let him speak of his spanking tales.  Isn’t that the way it should be?  Well, YES…LOL  And now whenever the little asshole calls for service he also must say the following to our dispatch operator on duty, “hi, I’m the asshole that bends all the way over the knee — my name is Mark S, yes that’s me.”  And boys and girls if he gets it wrong, our wonderful dispatch operators will get his penalty fee.  So what happens when he says the phrase properly?  Well then he is granted the permission to speak with Linda.  But enough about my new little asshole for today as there will be more stories down the road.  I am looking forward to sharing many more of his experiences and mine over time.  Until then darlings.

If you would like to speak with me regarding the wonderful art and fetish of spanking, please feel free to call me at 1-888-795-7685. Just remember that you must be 18 years or older to do so.