Okay…. what a fun call I had tonight!  I did a two-girl with another operator Mia tonight.  We spoke to 007.  I can’t say names, but I can say he some type of undercover agent.  And let me tell you… he has got a huge sex drive and a huge cock to go with it!  We all masturbated together while watching some hot lesbian porn.  Yes!  Lesbian Porn!  What site were watching these on you ask?  YouPorn If you want to know the specific clips, hit me up for a call.  Just remember… you gotta be at least 18 years of age to call and valid and working credit card.  Here is the number 1-888-795-7685.  If you want to check out Mia on her site, click here.

Fuck the vaseline jar!!!!!

Can you believe it!!! Dyllan and I are cleaning the PF (pathetic fuck) out.  Just look at my new tag for my new car!

Yes, our favorite Pathetic Fuck is at it again. Does he ever think about anything else but pretty girl bums and thong panties? I don’t think so! Just take a look at his new concept — the Pathetic Fuck Bistro. An entire menu including drink specialties, appetizers, entrees and desserts. Just look at all the yummy items made special for all you ass worshiping panty perverts!  For a close-up of the menu, click on the image.

Yes everyone… the pathetic panty fuck is back.  Dyllan and I have been conversing (torturing) him all weekend.  And we only have one thing to say about that!

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It’s just so funny I had to share! So you all know how much I love a good laugh. Well I was laughing so hard this past weekend, I literally peed my panties. So I had a regular customer of mine contact me again after a year of not speaking. Gentlemen, this is not the type of behavior I expect. I know you all love your Goddess so much you would never think about leaving me for that long a period of time. Anyway… this is the note I received on Friday of last week.

“Hi Linda, Been a long time! I am home alone this weekend and would like to some calls. Let me know if you are available and interested. Would love to talk about your sexy panties.” signed ???

Obviously I am not going to mention any names.  But when he reads this, he will know it is him by the half photo you see.

Seeing that message reminded me of all his little panty secrets.  And, let me tell you, he has some big ones — secrets that is.  I just love how all you naughty boys call me with your secrets that you could never share with the little wifey.  One of his many secrets is dressing up.  When he called, he was dressed in black thigh high stockings and a cream pair of silky panties.  Well I have to let the cat out of the bag about the wife.  Her name is Judy.  He was wearing her things so he automatically was given the nickname of “Judy in Disguise.”  Kind of corny I know but funny at the same time.

I know there are so many kinky men out there, but my little Judy takes the prize.  He has done so many naughty little things.  I think my most favorite perverted thing is what he does with his secretary’s shoes.  After she leaves for the day, he gets her high heeled shoes out of her desk drawer.  He sniffs them, licks them, and yes even will put his cock in them and cum.  Can you say PERVERT?  And, oh did I mention he has a thing for women’s panties?  He loves the dirty cotton panel from a woman’s pair of panties.  He gets off even more if they are a thong and have been up the crack of her ass.  Now I know this makes many of you panty lovers get stiff just from reading.  But to go even further, he loves to talk about taking these panties and making drinks out of them…  My most favorite is his “crotch and soda”!!!!!  It makes me laugh just to think about it.

So our phone date started out well reminiscing over all his nasty secrets, but we needed something more.  Just me humiliating him and his little perverted habits were not enough.  So I decided to grab Mary Beth, one of my good friends who is also an operator, to join in the fun.  And dare I say let the humiliation begin.  Mary Beth and I had the privilege of humiliating and being so mean to my naughty butt sniffing panty boy.  Best thing of all, we got paid to do it!  I love being nasty to little perverts.  And best yet… take a look at his latest note to his Mistress/Goddess:

“Mistress Linda,I enjoyed the calls on the weekend, did you like being mean and nasty to me?  I especially like the threats of calling my wife, and that you can do whatever you want, and that you called and woke me up. Will be in touch to schedule more calls.”

I am laughing again as I read this.  And the answer to your question panty boy… Yes, I loved every bit of being mean to you.  And yes, I can do whatever I want because I am the one in charge.  Are we going to do calls again?  Yes, we are.  Because if you don’t call…  Well, I think you know the answer to that one!”

Hey there loves!  I am so excited about a new blog that will be featuring yours truly.  I will be giving advice to folks who are in the swinging lifestyle or want to be in the swinging lifestyle.  It should be out within the next few weeks so keep an eye open.  I cannot wait to be able to share my own swinging experiences as well as advice I can lend to men and women about swinging.  I have shared experiences with my callers and some of the clubs I have visited when living in South Florida.  Many of you have listed to my stories about Trapeze and Deenies in Florida and of course Le Trapeze in New York.  If you get a chance, check out the links below.  And, if you are near one of these clubs, I do highly recommend at least a visit.  But remember to check if you need to bring a date or not.  Some do have singles nights, but most clubs prefer you bring a member of the opposite sex.  And if you are up for a chat with me, give me a call… 888-795-7685.

Here are the links:  Trapeze Club Ft. Lauderdale, Deenie’s Hideaway Pompano Beach,  Le Trapeze New York

A quick note to everyone who has been trying to reach me recently… I was under the weather and not able to speak with most of you. I am, however, feeling much better and ready to have some fun. And, if I don’t speak with you before Monday, I hope you have a spectacular Valentine’s Day…