Yep, you guessed it…  The poor fucking little (and I do mean little) pathetic fuck could not take what he was trying to dish out.  Never trust a pathetic fuck.  They may be good for a laugh, but they are not good for their word.  This jerk had me waiting in a hot car on a hot day telling me he was sending his Goddess $1000 for conversation.  Yes, a pathetic fuck does have to pay quite a bit in order to speak with me.  Anyway… he obviously must have ran out of cash.  Then he tried to blame it on me.  He eluded to the fact that this Goddess tried to steal his money.  Uh hello dumb ass…  I cannot steal money if you never sent it.  So I told him to take a big ole hike and never call again.  So if you ever want to know what I do with you if you piss me off?  Well… I toss you out!  Just sayin’…..  But there are many of you out there that I love and adore.  You never try to cause me any harm or show me any disrespect.    Just remember at the end of the day who the boss is… Me.

Kiss to you and looking forward to our next call — (888) 795-7685.

Yes darlings… A wonderful poem for the Pathetic Fuck — actually written by the Pathetic Fuck!  Yes he wrote a poem about himself for the Princess and Goddess.  What a laugh it gave the two of us.  We laughed so hard that we did not have to do our ab workout today.  Hope you enjoy it as much as we did!

Our panty sub Jim is really in to kink
He masturbates so much he has a crooked dink
He is so pathetic, I make him lick my bum
He has to clean my sweaty ass before I let him cum

He will do anything to get pretty girl crotch
He will even suck my dirty workout socks
I always make him be my number one tipper
He even gets excited just hearing me undo my zipper

His poor secretary Ashley is number on his list
He is so pathetic he has even drank her fresh piss
He loves her high heels, they sure make him jump
At the end of the day, he dry humps her left pump

When we talk I laugh so much that my  tummy will ache
I have met lots of losers before but he takes the cake
He likes pretty girl juices from all parts of my body
He even gets off  listening to me go potty

We haven’t chatted in a while, I do miss this fuck
When he calls me its an easy way to make a quick buck
He loves our sexy panties  and cute little bums
I have not yet  decided if I will let him cum

Yes it is true, my favorite Pathetic Fuck is back and has proven that he is not a  puny little pup but a big dog that knows how to hang on that porch.  Well he does more than hang, he boots all the other wannabe big dogs off the porch.  It takes a lot to keep this Goddess into the lifestyle she is accustom to.  I like to dress in the finest clothes and lingerie, wear the best shoes, don the best accessories, eat the best food, and the list can go on and on and on.  Best thing is that I know that a true pathetic fuck will give me what I want.  Why you say?  Because I am worth every fucking penny.

You know you will do anything to be around a Goddess like me.  And, you know you will do anything to be around some of my princess girls.  And, you know what it takes to chat with us —- $$$$$$$…  That’s right — cold hard cash!  Just to share some $$$ figures with all you wannabe big dogs, our biggest dog and Pathetic Fuck reached down deep to give me and Princess Dyllan over $1,000 to speak for less than 1/2 hour.  He know just what to do to get our attention.  If you think you can keep up, give us a call at 1-888-795-7685.

You better do it soon as Goddess will have a huge water bill coming up.  Just take a look at my pool and all the water that is needed to fill it back up.  So total bill with the new liner and water should be around $4500.  Want to show a Goddess how much she is adored?  Well help me pay for the pool and send me to the spa.  If you contribute, I may just give you a shout out and/or give you something much more erotic.

Linda's Hot Phone SexLooking for some brand new losers to spice everything up.  If you think you have got what it takes to please, pamper and deserve my attention, then yes I am looking for you.  Me and my Princesses will have you begging and pleading for the chance to savor our dirty little panties.  Better yet we may just give you the opportunity to sniff our beautiful asses.  I know you would like that now wouldn’t you.  I know you just love to be teased and humiliated by pretty girls.  Do you think you can handle the pressure?  Well then pay up little piggy because our insults don’t come cheap.  But I am sure we will make you cum.

So listen up…  If you want to be a true money slave and REALLY finance and bankroll this Goddess and her Princesses, then get on the porch.  But you better be able to handle the heat.  You know what it takes to be a true loser — MONEY.  And no fucking complaints.  We are here to tell you just what a piece of shit you really are.  You know guys like you like keeping babes like us in the lavish lifestyles that you pay for.  So come on you pathetic little pervert loser, pick up that phone and call us so we can take you to the cleaners!!!  LMFAO!!!!  You can contact any one of us on my personal line (888) 795-7685.  So if you think you can step up to the plate and hit a home run, then take your best shot!

Oh and by the way… You must be at least 18 years old to call us.  And, you better have a good working credit card. If you do not fit this criteria, please move along… LOL!!!

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