I love those boys who truly love a good spanking. If you must know what their favorite position is, then take a listen to this. I am sure you will enjoy it just as much as I did…
On September 8, 2014, In Uncategorized, By admin
On September 8, 2014, In Fantasy, fetish, Humiliation, Money Slave, Panties, Role Play, Sissy Boy, By admin
Yep, you guessed it… The poor fucking little (and I do mean little) pathetic fuck could not take what he was trying to dish out. Never trust a pathetic fuck. They may be good for a laugh, but they are not good for their word. This jerk had me waiting in a hot car on a hot day telling me he was sending his Goddess $1000 for conversation. Yes, a pathetic fuck does have to pay quite a bit in order to speak with me. Anyway… he obviously must have ran out of cash. Then he tried to blame it on me. He eluded to the fact that this Goddess tried to steal his money. Uh hello dumb ass… I cannot steal money if you never sent it. So I told him to take a big ole hike and never call again. So if you ever want to know what I do with you if you piss me off? Well… I toss you out! Just sayin’….. But there are many of you out there that I love and adore. You never try to cause me any harm or show me any disrespect. Just remember at the end of the day who the boss is… Me.
Kiss to you and looking forward to our next call — (888) 795-7685.
On May 12, 2014, In Uncategorized, By admin
THE PF IS BACK
MY CANADIAN PF IS SUCH A SICK LITTLE FUCKER
HE SHOOTS HIS LOAD WHEN HE LICKS DYLLANS PUCKER
EVERY FRIDAY I AM GOING TO CHARGE HIS CARD $500 BUCKS
ALL HE GETS TO DO IS DREAM ABOUT OUR PANTIES TO SUCK
GONNA BE A GREAT SUMMER WITH THIS GUARANTEED CASH
HE JUST WANTS SUCK ON PANTIES THAT COVER OUR ASS
HE LIKES THE WARM WEATHER WHEN GIRLS REALLY SWEAT
HE IS BY FAR THE BIGGEST LOSER I HAVE EVER MET
HE USES PRETTY GIRL PANTIES TO MAKE SOMETHING TO DRINK
AND YOU WONT BELIEVE WHERE HE LIKES TO STICK HIS DINK
HE PUTS IN LIP BALM, TOOTHBRUSH AND A HIGH HEELED PUMP
IT WOULD BE QUITE A SITE TO WATCH HIM AS HE DRY HUMPS
WHEN WE TALK ALL THAT HE DOES IS MOAN AND GRUNT
HE JUST WANTS TO LICK PRETTY GIRL PANTIES THAT COVER MY CUNT
WE RECONNECTED TWO WEEKS AGO RIGHT OUT OF THE BLUE
AND RIGHT AWAY HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CROTCH POT STEW
HE WANTS PRETTY GIRL JUICES , AS MUCH AS HE CAN GET
JUICES LIKE SPIT, PISS , ARMPIT OR ASS SWEAT
WE LAUGH REALLY HARD AT HIS POEMS THAT HE READS
I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL OR ONE DAY I MAY PEE
IF HE STOPS PAYING ASHLEY WILL GET SOMETHING IN THE MAIL
AND SHE WILL CALL THE COPS AND HE WILL END UP IN JAIL
I WISH HE LIVED CLOSER HE COULD BE MY LITTLE HOUSE BITCH
HE COULD LICK MY TIGHT BUM WHEN I HAVE AN ITCH
HE COULD CLEAN MY PUSSY WHEN IT GETS FULL OF COME
THEN I COULD SIT ON HIS FACE AND HE COULD CLEAN MY BUM
I COULD RENT HIM OUT TO CARE FOR SOME OF MY FRIENDS
THE MONEY WOULD KEEP ROLLING AND THE FUN NEVER END
On December 18, 2012, In Uncategorized, By admin
Wow! Just wanted to give a shout out to my new Santa for the month. Thank you so much for taking the time to spoil your Goddess. I am loving the new 64gig iPad with the leather cover, and I cannot wait to spend the $250 Amazon Gift Card. And the $200 tip will afford me the opportunity to treat myself to a spa visit. Again thank you so much for taking the time to spoil me.
Hey if you would like to spoil me during the holiday season, Click Here to view my Amazon Gift List. If you spoil your Goddess well, I will give you a shout out too. And who knows… you may just get that little surprise call too! Hoping all of you are having a wonderful holiday season!
Kisses…
Linda — 1-888-795-7685
Yes darlings… A wonderful poem for the Pathetic Fuck — actually written by the Pathetic Fuck! Yes he wrote a poem about himself for the Princess and Goddess. What a laugh it gave the two of us. We laughed so hard that we did not have to do our ab workout today. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did!
Our panty sub Jim is really in to kink
He masturbates so much he has a crooked dink
He is so pathetic, I make him lick my bum
He has to clean my sweaty ass before I let him cum
He will do anything to get pretty girl crotch
He will even suck my dirty workout socks
I always make him be my number one tipper
He even gets excited just hearing me undo my zipper
His poor secretary Ashley is number on his list
He is so pathetic he has even drank her fresh piss
He loves her high heels, they sure make him jump
At the end of the day, he dry humps her left pump
When we talk I laugh so much that my tummy will ache
I have met lots of losers before but he takes the cake
He likes pretty girl juices from all parts of my body
He even gets off listening to me go potty
We haven’t chatted in a while, I do miss this fuck
When he calls me its an easy way to make a quick buck
He loves our sexy panties and cute little bums
I have not yet decided if I will let him cum
On November 16, 2012, In Uncategorized, By admin
Yes…. looking forward to speaking with that Pathetic Fuck tonight. You know the one…LOL!!! The one that pays Goddess Linda and Princess Dyllan the big bucks. There has not been anyone to beat the cash he hands over. Some of you have tried, but still no “big” cigar. I can’t wait to see how much we can milk him for tonight. The holidays ARE around the corner you know. And what does that mean??? Send me cash and gifts of course! If you really want to make my day, here is a link to Linda’s Amazon Wish List.
Okay folks…. check you later!
On October 5, 2012, In Humiliation, Money Slave, Panties, Swimming Pool, Two Girl, Uncategorized, By admin
Yes it is true, my favorite Pathetic Fuck is back and has proven that he is not a puny little pup but a big dog that knows how to hang on that porch. Well he does more than hang, he boots all the other wannabe big dogs off the porch. It takes a lot to keep this Goddess into the lifestyle she is accustom to. I like to dress in the finest clothes and lingerie, wear the best shoes, don the best accessories, eat the best food, and the list can go on and on and on. Best thing is that I know that a true pathetic fuck will give me what I want. Why you say? Because I am worth every fucking penny.
You know you will do anything to be around a Goddess like me. And, you know you will do anything to be around some of my princess girls. And, you know what it takes to chat with us —- $$$$$$$… That’s right — cold hard cash! Just to share some $$$ figures with all you wannabe big dogs, our biggest dog and Pathetic Fuck reached down deep to give me and Princess Dyllan over $1,000 to speak for less than 1/2 hour. He know just what to do to get our attention. If you think you can keep up, give us a call at 1-888-795-7685.
You better do it soon as Goddess will have a huge water bill coming up. Just take a look at my pool and all the water that is needed to fill it back up. 
So total bill with the new liner and water should be around $4500. Want to show a Goddess how much she is adored? Well help me pay for the pool and send me to the spa. If you contribute, I may just give you a shout out and/or give you something much more erotic.
On September 19, 2012, In Fantasy, fetish, Humiliation, Money Slave, Panties, Role Play, Sissy Boy, By admin
Looking for some brand new losers to spice everything up. If you think you have got what it takes to please, pamper and deserve my attention, then yes I am looking for you. Me and my Princesses will have you begging and pleading for the chance to savor our dirty little panties. Better yet we may just give you the opportunity to sniff our beautiful asses. I know you would like that now wouldn’t you. I know you just love to be teased and humiliated by pretty girls. Do you think you can handle the pressure? Well then pay up little piggy because our insults don’t come cheap. But I am sure we will make you cum.
So listen up… If you want to be a true money slave and REALLY finance and bankroll this Goddess and her Princesses, then get on the porch. But you better be able to handle the heat. You know what it takes to be a true loser — MONEY. And no fucking complaints. We are here to tell you just what a piece of shit you really are. You know guys like you like keeping babes like us in the lavish lifestyles that you pay for. So come on you pathetic little pervert loser, pick up that phone and call us so we can take you to the cleaners!!! LMFAO!!!! You can contact any one of us on my personal line (888) 795-7685. So if you think you can step up to the plate and hit a home run, then take your best shot!
 |
 |
 |
Oh and by the way… You must be at least 18 years old to call us. And, you better have a good working credit card. If you do not fit this criteria, please move along… LOL!!!
On August 28, 2012, In Uncategorized, By admin
Just had my latest abdominal workout this evening with our favorite little fucker! It wasn’t just him that had me in stitches tonight. We added another hot little gal to the mix tonight. Her name is Chelsea and she is a little spitfire! I was impressed that a such a young little hottie could squeeze even more dough out of this guy. If you have not spoken to her yet, I am sure she could drain more than just your balls. She is top notch at putting a Pathetic Fuck into his place. I think she may be our new secret weapon…LOL!!! If you want to hook-up and have some pretty girls take that cash and rape your pathetic little wallet, then give either one of these two a call. Click on the photo to read more about Dyllan and Chelsea. And if you think you can take the heat, I dare you to give them a call.
On August 27, 2012, In Uncategorized, By admin
Dyllan and I are at it again tonight with our favorite Pathetic Fuck! Stay tuned for further details…
